We Interviewed a Piggy Bank
Its biggest strength? Holding onto things.
Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?
Piggy bank: Holding onto things.
Interviewer: And your biggest weakness?
Piggy bank: I crack under pressure.
Please use a piggy bank's opening. No cracking needed.
A piggy bank keeps coins together. It doesn't make more money by itself. It also can't remember where you left your notes.